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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
high people should be assigned attendants
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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