No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Please don't give away my fajitas
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