Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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