Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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