Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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