My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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