Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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