my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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