i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
