never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize