Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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