you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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