yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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