im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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