ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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