is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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