So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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