I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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