Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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