You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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