he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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