Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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