I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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