Don't you send me to vm
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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