So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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