help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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