walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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