I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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