HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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