He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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