I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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