Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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