Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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