The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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