He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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