I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
