Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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