Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Yo dont text me then not text me
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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