so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Randomize