that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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