Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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