I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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