Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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