Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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