I wish my penis had an off switch
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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