everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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