At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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