i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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