Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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