plz talk dirty to me
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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