Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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