Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
worst night to have a conscience
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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